Ninja Instructor: "──I know this may be a heavy load for a new ninja, but get the scroll from the castle and come here, are you ready?"
Female child "...What, out of the blue? We just paid the entrance fee and haven't learned anything yet.
Ninja instructor "I will give you this, this is a secret tablet... When you accumulate ninjutsu points, tap on it and a ninjutsu will be activated.
Young girl "Ninjutsu points...! (Jumping)
Me "Nyu! (Put it in the tablet case that I brought on my own)
Ninja instructor "Oh, hey sir, please don't put our equipment in a strange case without permission."
Female kid "I don't feel like a ninja at all... I feel like I'm playing a cheesy shadow game..."
Ninja instructor "Well then, you three ninjas, open your fusuma and move forward! I wish you all the best!
Me "Nyu~! (walking in the lead)
Rattle the fusuma (sliding door)
Vice deputy: "What the hell are you guys! Where did you come from! I will not let you have this scroll! You three rookie ninjas will be slaughtered by my sword!" (Slurping out his sword)
The female kid: "What? This is the climax of the park, isn't the budget too tight? 0005風吹けば名無し2022/07/05(火) 20:52:39.12ID:wBwAcFd00 <I've accumulated ninjutsu points! Activate your ninjutsu: !!!!
Young girl "Eiichi !!!!" (Activate Ninjutsu Oiroke no Jutsu!)
Young girl "Whew! Oiroke no jutsu no koto o !!!!!!!"
Female child "Zakohage! Use ninjutsu !!!!"
Me "Nyu~! 🥺" (activates ninjutsu shifting body technique)
Shun! (Zakohage disappears without a trace)
The female brat "What! Where did that bald guy go? Attendants! Where's that bald guy?
The corrupt deputy: "You're the only one left...! Prepare yourself...! Ah, 15 minutes have passed. This is the end of the tour, so please take your scrolls and return to your original place.
The female kid said, "What the hell is this shit! I mean, give me back my zakohage, at least !!!! Where the hell did that guy go!"
The end. 0006風吹けば名無し2022/07/05(火) 20:53:02.22ID:9b17I53ka 自演定期 0007風吹けば名無し2022/07/05(火) 20:53:53.74ID:kXcP+Ptxd ~忍者屋敷公園~(忍者ハウスパーク)