I'm not gay. But I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Jon Snow We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him chopping wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.
I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Jon. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry.
Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing.
One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin.
Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love. 40 20 comments Copy this post's permalink to the clipboard 0332風吹けば名無し2023/03/21(火) 00:10:21.38ID:1cOkB57j0 ワイもホモじゃないけど 大谷がサウナにおったら股間ガン見 下手したら勃起してまうかもしれん 0333風吹けば名無し2023/03/21(火) 00:10:24.48ID:tvdQnXMx0>>298 マイアミおるん???今雨なんか? 0334風吹けば名無し2023/03/21(火) 00:10:45.19ID:ooJ1fgvdx>>289 4枚目最悪死ぬぞ 0335風吹けば名無し2023/03/21(火) 00:10:50.14ID:3QN05cRtp 大谷が結婚するのはなんかロス感じるけど 実はゲイで生涯のパートナーがすでにいますとかはなんかちょっと嬉しくなる 0336風吹けば名無し2023/03/21(火) 00:11:20.09ID:9izzzTkK0>>309 これネタやなくてガチなん? ホモリンのアレみたいに 0337風吹けば名無し2023/03/21(火) 00:11:41.37ID:CrPcHSbV0 これはチンポジ直してるだけやろ 0338風吹けば名無し2023/03/21(火) 00:11:42.85ID:HN408K8d0 ほんまにあって草